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There’s a new sport where you jump out of and airplane with no parachute…

…It’s called Skydying.

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1. It was the day before my wife’s second Cesarean. We knew it was going to be another boy.

Guess which song from “Annie” I queued up to play on her alarm?

2. an egyptian pharaoh made headlines last week

his name was nu'us aht tehn

3. What do you call a bunch of cows...

In French maid outfits? A Sweep-steaks!

4. What do you call a big pile of kittens?

a meowtain.

5. I celebrated Good Friday in the traditional way

I went to court before being nailed by an Italian

6. What would you call a cross between a sheep and a deer?

Baaaaaaambi.

7. I had a teacher who never farted in public.

She was a private tutor.

8. Why did the train get in trouble?

He had loco motives

9. I hate it when I go to a gay restaurant

The drinks waiter comes over and gives me a drink, Then the food waiter comes over and gives me food, Then the head waiter comes over…..😫

10. What do you call a woman that doesn’t trust Big Pharma?

Mrs. Doubtpfizer.

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